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I should start by clarifying that I don’t actually hate lesbians. I used to love lesbian action back in my porn-watching days (between the ages of 17 to 20). Nowadays I hate porn, not because of the terrible effects it has on men, but because of the absence of sensible story lines. Porn always illustrates the glib claim that people innately know how to please each other sexually, because they have, like, this mystical sexual bond. As in ,two people just meet, then suddenly they have this strong chemistry and then they proceed to shag each other really well. The women feels no self-consciousness or hesitation, no uncertainty about what to do or whether he is the right man for her.
If only things were that easy in real life. I would just walk to Victoria Kimani right now and tell her “Excuse me, I would like to have some sweet coitus with you right now. Could you like bend over, lift up your skirt and pull down your pants? Thank you very much.”
As a writer, I place much emphasis on story lines and for that reason,I prefer sex scenes in movies instead of porn. In movies, the awkwardness, vulnerability and seduction is captured and relatable. One of my top 20 favorite movies of all time happens to be a Lesbian movie. It’s a french film titled ‘Blue Is The Warmest Color.’ Aside from the endless romantic canoodling, the two main girls (lovebirds) in that movie rub their punanis so hard against each other until you fear for them. You can’t help but think their genitals might catch fire at some point as they relish the fleshly delights.
Watching lesbians in action is kinda nice but one question I always end up asking myself is “Are they getting as much pleasure as they are supposed to?” Is there fun without a dick in the mix.
Lesbians always try their best to find ways to turbocharge their sex into the stratosphere of awesomeness.Some rely on humping to achieve pleasure. Humping, is just as you’d imagine it to be: one on top, one underneath, moving back and forth. Where’s the fun in that? Some lick each other until their tongues lose the ability to taste. Some finger each other while awkwardly reaching between each others legs like they’re swiping on Tinder. Others use dildos, strap ons and vibrators. Why use dildos when they can just get the real thing?
It’s my belief that sex can only be great when there is dick involved. It is only when a woman invites a phallus into her cunt will she be able to achieve paralytic sexual bliss; the kind of sweetness that will stiffen her entire body and seize her brain in a white light-pricked near life experience.
It’s amusing that lesbians are never interested in men yet men are so turned on by them. It is what it is/ Sexual fantasy obeys its own set of rules that have nothing to do with propriety, common sense, or even the physical laws of the universe. Women who desire stable relationships, for instance, are often turned on by badboys who sleep with many women.
I don’t know why most men love seeing two women in action.Maybe it’s because we are aroused by visual cues. Lesbian action works for straight men by “doubling up” those visual stimuli. What’s better than seeing two breasts? Seeing four of them….definitely.
Back to my point though.I’d prefer that women who like other women be bisexual instead of just being purely lesbian. Have relationships with your fellow girls if that’s how you like it, but when it comes to sex, use men .There’s power in the dick. No need to rub each other to soreness all the time. Get some dick.
When Etemesi says that penises are mythical, magical appendages that no woman should live without, it might be brushed off as a statement deeply rooted misogyny. But that ain’t the case. All girls need dick and they know it – lesbians included. By freezing dick at the entrance of Club Punani or banning it altogether, they are just being selfish to their own bodies.
About Philip Etemesi
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